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Full noodle frontery will not be displayed on FortOgden pages. This site contains a substantial
amount of non-tobacco ingredients. No cosmetics were applied to animals used in the testing of
these pages. We endorse the natural release of dihydrogen monoxide from the atmosphere. We also
comply with the Data Recycling Act of 1997. We fully support efforts to save the the world's
remaining Octothorpes in their natural habitat. The Surgeon General warns that doing anything
can be harmful. Some assembly may be required. No animals were harmed in the development
of these pages (although some were aroused). This site was pre-recorded for this time zone.
The above statement was prepared upon the urging of our legal counsel,
Merryweather, Finch, Piercefeather and Snit
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Our Beloved Founder,
Elwood J. Krotchbaum, 1879~2012
May He Rest in Peace.
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